What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 09:43
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
Are women as visual as men are?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
An old Capitol Hill troublemaker is trying to clinch a megabill deal - Politico
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.